Feb 21 2010

Even Dumbo Could Fly

The Big Man

So, a big-name actor finally fell victim to one of the airline’s large-passenger policies. He took to Twitter (and his approximately 1.7 million followers) to whine about it and then it became a national news story.

I’ll leave the PR or social CRM commentary to my alter ego. What I want to do here is put myself in that all-too-crowded airplane seat. I have yet to experience the humiliation that would come with being kicked off a flight for being too fat for the seat. But I’m sure I will at some point. I currently have a 54″ waist. Even when I was at my skinniest I’ve been since high school, I was a 44″ waist.

According to an article on The Independent Traveler, “the standard airline seat is 17.2″ wide, while seat pitch ranges from 28″ on some short-haul, down-and-dirty charters, to 33-34″ on some planes.” You can do the math on how well I fit into the seats on most airlines.

I require a seat-belt expander (or as I call it, the “fat guy tool) and because of that, the FAA says I can’t sit in the exit row, creating an even more unpleasant experience.

So, how will I handle this situation should it ever arise? I’ll definitely be upset by it. I will plead my case in an attempt to save grace and remain on the flight. I can’t imagine what it would feel like to be paraded down the aisle way and the jetway after being informed you’re too fat to fly. For me, I know I can control this experience. I can lose the weight and avoid this trouble. But some people can’t.

This is just a reminder that air travel is still a privilege. Not everybody gets to. And that includes the big in all of us.


Sep 23 2009

Not all bad

The Big Man

Being a big dude isn’t all bad. I can reach a lot of stuff for example. I would be a good hire for a grocery store. Just wander around and grab stuff off the top shelves for people.

In my last post, I kind of set this up as a negative, look at me I’m a fat dude blog. But really, it’s actually kind of fun. Like, watching a football game and being bigger than every player on the field. Or knowing that I wear a bigger shoe size than Kobe Bryant. Stuff like that…

Making the best of it

I talk to my wife all the time about how we can’t go on roller coasters or skydiving and stuff. But there’s plenty to my life that I can do. I have custom-fit fins and my SCUBA certification. I have custom-fit golf clubs but I really, really suck at golf. I drive a big truck and can explore the mountains with the best of ‘em.

So, I make the best of it. Tell me a bit about what you make the best of. We’re all different here, that’s what makes this fun.


Sep 22 2009

Welcome to my adventure

The Big Man

What are The Big Files? Why am I the person to tell these stories? More importantly, why should you read them?

All good questions. But first I want to tell you a story. Growing up, I was always the big kid. My clothes never fit because I tried to wear what was stylish (anybody remember Hypercolor?) but a lot of the stuff didn’t come in “husky.” So, I had to wear what fits. This meant I wore dolphin shorts long after they were stylish. I had alligator shirts, but they made spandex jealous.

And that’s still my style to this day. I wear what fits. Especially if it’s on sale. So, why does this matter?

Image is nothing

Who I am as a man, as a husband and eventually as a father is not defined by the clothes I wear or how I look. But one of the things that does define me is my size. Growing up “big” and living that life leads me to be a different person than if I were 5′10″ and 185 lbs.

I have a stigma of being a disgusting slob who oozes into the next seat on an airplane. I have a stigma of being a football/basketball player or professional wrestler (disclosure: I played high school football). I have the stigma of being a mean giant. But that’s simply not who I am.

I like to smile and have fun. I try to hunt, fish, hike, scuba dive and be active. But my life is different. My size dictates some things I can and can’t do as I am limited to weight limits and equipment fitting. But that’s OK. My size is who I am. I am a Big Man and that is who I am. And these are my stories.